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到客船。。。

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刚好在看见这情景在楼下,冬冬说,"这是到客船"。。。 这是指唐诗:月落乌啼霜满天,江枫渔火对愁眠。姑苏城外寒山寺,夜半钟声到客船。 真是让我啼笑皆非。。。。

machine down

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My colleague put on this note on the printer ...

Why You Should Always Check Your Kids’ Homework

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Here is the note the teacher received the next day..... Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It is supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. For now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith

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latest model of automobile

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This is the latest model of automobile being used in Vietnam.

Panda vs. Tree Branch

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make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to1. This is what he came up with.... "1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1."

Yearbook Yourself!

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Ever wonder what you'd look like in the past?? http://www.yearbookyourself.com/ 1960 1964 1968 1978 1982 1992 1996 1998

Joke for the day - Sons

Four old men were in a bar, talking about their sons over a round of drinks. One of the four suddenly felt a pain in the stomach and left for the toilet. The remaining three started to talk about their son's accomplishments. "My son is an accomplished lawyer who earns a fortune," said the one. "On his friend's last birthday, he gave him a car." "My son is more accomplished. He is a pilot who rakes in millions," said the second. "Why, he was so rich, he bought a private jet for his friend on his birthday." "Wow!" exclaimed the third. "But my son is better, he designs houses for a well-known architectural company and earns more than either of your sons. He could even afford to buy his friend a house in the Swiss alps!" The fourth man finally returned from the toilet and asked his friends what were they discussing about. They told him. "Oh," replied the fourth. "My son works as a stripper in a gay bar. ...

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