Joke for the day - Sons

Four old men were in a bar, talking about their sons over a round of drinks. One of the four suddenly felt a pain in the stomach and left for the toilet. The remaining three started to talk about their son's accomplishments.

"My son is an accomplished lawyer who earns a fortune," said the one. "On his friend's last birthday, he gave him a car."

"My son is more accomplished. He is a pilot who rakes in millions," said the second. "Why, he was so rich, he bought a private jet for his friend on his birthday."

"Wow!" exclaimed the third. "But my son is better, he designs houses for a well-known architectural company and earns more than either of your sons. He could even afford to buy his friend a house in the Swiss alps!"

The fourth man finally returned from the toilet and asked his friends what were they discussing about. They told him. "Oh," replied the fourth. "My son works as a stripper in a gay bar. He may not be as accomplished as any of your sons but he has found a guy who is financially stable to depend on. Why last year he even got a car, a plane and a house from his boyfriend for his birthday!"

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