Why You Should Always Check Your Kids’ Homework


Here is the note the teacher received the next day.....


Dear Mrs. Jones,


I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.


I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.


I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.


Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.


It is supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.


For now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.


Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith


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